The King of Pop is dealing with the recession by selling off his tacky-ass collection of Las Vegas gift shop furniture, housewares and customized memorabilia. It's a bunch of crazy shit 'Off the Wall' of his Neverland Ranch, for sale to the highest bidder with a few grand to 'Burn This Disco Out'. Prices so low, nobody can 'Beat It'.
'Don't Stop Til You Get Enough' of such 'Unbreakable' items as his fully-functioning, metallic, transformer robot head from Moonwalker. Also, actual scissorhands from Edward Scissorhands the movie! Don't forget about a pair of his bedazzled, reinforced gym socks. The perfect gift for the 'Liberian Girl' in your life. The painting above is some artist's rendering of my own vision of heaven, complete with Gaybraham Lincoln and E.T. the Exrtra-fierce Terrestrial. Hopefully MJ won't be cryin' 'I Wan't You Back' over these precious gems. Especially his tricked out Peter Pan golf cart complete with low-rider-esque hood detailing, my personal favorite, hint hint.
Click here to view full auction gallery courtesy of the guardian UK
Thanks Brett! I am going to start my Xmas shopping early this year.
ReplyDeleteWould you prefer MJ's nasty old bedazzled gym socks or the Liberace inspired espresso maker?